When our parents would go to Las Vegas for the weekend, they always promised to bring back some souvenirs for us. I was absolutely certain that they were really saying "soup and ears," and of course I thought that was a VERY strange thing to eat. Soup and crackers, I could understand, but...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul. — Aretia
- I used to think Tomato soup was Lava.— Daniel Green
- I used to think soup actually made you grow up.— Marie91
- I used to think a brothel was another word for a soup kitchen.Anon
- When I was young ,I used to believe that if you ate a lot of soup you would grow faster .
thx mom — ngl