When i was about five, i used to think that if i strain too hard to get the poo out, i might poo out my brain.! I always did a few mathematics problems after going to the bathroom to make sure my brain was still there!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if I threw up too hard my brain would explode.— Tammy
- When I was little, I used to believe that snot was brain juice.Anon
- I used to believe that people who wear glasses did had a second brain!— Onessa
- i used to believe that if you picked
your nose your brain would cave in...— mr bogtrotter - When I was little I believed that boogers were parts of my brain that got used up.Anon
- My sister used to believe if you stuck a Q-Tip in one of her ears her brain would pop out the other ear. — Mr.McMelon