When I was in kindergarten, I believed that all the nuns were really men. One day I stood at the bottom of the stairs and tried to look up one of their skirts to see - only problem was I didn't know exactly what I was looking for - pants maybe? The nuns were not real happy with me.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- Mum used to believe there were men, women and nuns and nuns used to have wheels under their habits!— Chris - Sheffield
- When I was younger, I believed that Priests could get married, but only to Nuns— MJF
- I used to think that nuns were God's girlfriends...— Marie
- I used to believe that all nuns were men when I was 4 years old.— SS
- I used to think the nuns were called numbs, and I still don't know why!Anon
- I used to think that Dementors were what nuns became after they died.— Nancy