Before I learned to read, I would go shopping with my mom. If I wanted to go into a toy store, she would point out the sign on the door and tell me that it said "No little blonde boys allowed."
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I used to believe that checks and credit cards allowed you to get anything you wanted with out paying for it. — Diamond
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- i used to think next door neighbors were "next store neighbors"Anon