i used to think that people with innies and people with outies hated each other. i had a weird sort of outie belly button and my mom said it was an inbetweenie. i thought it was up to me to solve the differences. i even tried to push peoples belly buttons in.
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons — kels
- that bunnies came out of belly buttonsAnon
- i thought that outies were an on/off button— mr.bob