I was frightened to say the word peanut thinking that I might be misunderstood for saying penis. Also for hearting penis when people would say peanut. Can you imagine the tension all this misunderstanding caused!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think that God looked like/ was Mr. Peanut. He was a giant peanut with a top hat, monacle and cane.— Erica
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon