when i was little i was looking for something under my parents sink and i found about 30 condoms and it was the day before my birthday and i ran into the kitchen where my parents were and told them look i found some balloons for my party!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that condoms were rare expensive water balloons— Andrea
- When I was 8 or so, I thought that condoms were just high tech balloons.— Jess
- I used to think that condoms were those special balloons clowns manipulate, turning them into poodles and such— Ai
- I used to think condoms were meant to be solid, instead of rubber or elastic, like unblown balloons.— Natasha
- My parents told me I was found under a gooseberry bush which I thought odd for a long long time.— Kate
- My parents have the same birthday -- month, day, and year. I though all mom's and dad's had the same birthday.— Cait