Whenever I wanted something, I would pray to God for it and threaten to worship Satan if he didn't give it to me.
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that on your birthday everybody would worship you! (I guess I was wrong).— supergirl
- I used to believe that my cat was a reincarnation of the buddha and was sent by satan to squash me.— Nazza
- I used to believe that I couldn't eat deviled eggs because they were from satan and possessed.— Char
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- I once believed that Tusken Raiders from Star Wars Where a Type of Demon like Satan in the BibleAnon
- I used to think that when doctors didn't want to prescribe you medicine, they'd give you a gazebo.— JD