i used to believe that the big water tanks were fart tanks and you were assigned to a color according on what color your house was.
so your parents took you when you were sleeping to the top of the fart tanks and stuck a hose up your butt and pumped all the farts for your whole year on new years eve thats why you stayed up so late so you could get to the tanks first. and so whenever we drove pass a tank i plugged my nose so i didnt have to smell all the farts
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I similarly thought that "Proud Mary" included the lyrics "pumped a lot of tanks down in New Orleans."— Larry
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- i used to believe that stomach aches were farts stuck in sideways. — amanda p.
- i used to believe that if you didnt fart that you would throw your guts upAnon
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- Up until about six, I use to believe that everyone had a different color of pee and I was stuck with yellow.Anon