My sister used to think that a line from the song "Say Say Say" by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, was "Say, say say what you want, but don't play games with my erection(affection)"
A childhood belief about pop stars

others believed things like this
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- My daughter thought Paul McCartney was singing "Hey Dude" instead of "Hey Jude". Anon
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- I used to believe that Michael Jackson and Nancy Kerrigan were the same person. No idea why.— Diana
- That the McCartney Era was another name for Beatlemania (due to confusion between "McCartney" and "McCarthy"— James Anderson