I used to truely believe that everyone had it wrong and that "yellow" was actually pronounced "lello". when i was 4 i slapped a girl because she insisted that it was "yellow" and that i just didn't know how to talk properly. When i told the kindergarten teacher why i slapped her, she said that it actually was "yellow" and i screamed at her that she was an idiot and didn't deserve to be a teacher!
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- I used to believe that if i behaved badly i would be taken away in a yellow van.— Mattio
- I used to believe that we all lived in a yellow submarine— Jacob
- Up until about six, I use to believe that everyone had a different color of pee and I was stuck with yellow.Anon
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon
- i used to believe that everyone had different colored pee. mine just happened to be yellow.— rick