When I was in elementary school, a substitute teacher once tiold us we were going to go to the lavatory, but I heard her tell us that she was taking us to the "laboratory." I honestly thought she was going to perform experiments on us in there. You can imagine the impact it's had on me ever since.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- One of my friends in elementary school thought that Osama bin Laden was "a son of Aladdin". Anon
- When I was young, I honestly believed that I would die before I reached high school. Anon
- When I was in elementary school, I believed my heart moved across my chest throughout the day.— Allison