I couldn't believe it when my father told me that eggs were baby chickens. I was so horrified that I actually hallucinated while watching him calmly continue eating scrambled eggs, and saw a fluffy chick pop up on his fork right before he put it into his mouth. "NOOOooo!" I cried. He looked annoyed. I firmly believed that this had actually happened until I was about 13, at which point my "scientific" explanations for the phenomena were wearing pretty thin.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- My father told me tapioca was frog eggs in pudding. I still can't eat it!Anon