When I was little (before school) I would insist that my birthday was Remember 2nd because I knew that was a word and I thought November was a word my family made up to trick me, since they would laugh every time they asked and corrected me.
A childhood belief about birthdays

others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- When I was younger I thought I had made up the word "nipples" and "thinga-majigger" — Amelia
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- I used to think that the word blurb was a noise that people made when being sick. Bluuuggghhh.— Natasha
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon