When I was about 5, I used to love singing christmas carols, and my favourite was "I saw mummy kissing santa claus".
But I always thought the line "underneath the mistletoe last night" was actually "on his little missing toe last night"
My mum still has video tapes of me singing those lines to the song, even pointing to my toes while I was singing it.
What I wanna know now is; Even if Santa DOES have a "missing toe"...how could anyone kiss it? IT'S NOT THERE!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the video clip are realized in one time and the singers are singing with to the music Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle - When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- The buckinghams song "kind of a drag", i always thought they were singing, "Canada Dry"— bobbybobby
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon