When i was little, i used to look at my brother naked and then look at my bits and wonder when i was going to grow my penis. I honestly thought i had to grow mine and that my brother just got his earlier than me.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was little my big brother told me that if I ate raw potatoes my teeth would grow curly. — Lauren
- My older brother used to tell me if you ate raw potatoes your teeth would grow long and curly!— Lauren
- im a girl and i used to think my mom had a penis and i would eventually grow my ownAnon
- i thought that when it was your birthday you grow and then you didn't grow until a years time.— hello
- My brother used to tell me that the squidgy bits in mushroom soup were owl guts!— Kirsten
- I used to believe that if I cut my dolls hair it would grow back just like mine did after a haircut. — diamond girl