I was sitting in the car when I was about 5 and saw crumbs from potato chips all crushed up on the seat and I asked "Mummy, are they my farts?" my mother had no idea what to say...
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that potato chips were made from potato bugs. — Kayla
- When I was little I used to believe that the brown potato chips, you know the burnt ones, were worm infested.— Eric Rustman
- I used to think you could get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat.— Lisa
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- When I saw my grand mother was very old I used to believe an Egyptian mummy!!!!
— Eomer83 - I used 2 believe crumbs turned into bugs.— Jen