As a youngster,i thought that growing up would be as easy as A B C,.And all that my vision of adult-hood would somehow be automaticley bestowed upon me!HOW WRONG,I must have mist a couple of very important lesson"s along the way!!
A childhood belief about getting older
others believed things like this
- I used to think "Robin Hood and his merry men" was "Robin Hood and his *married* men."Anon
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I thought I had X-ray vision and could talk to animals and they could understand me.— Kitty Lover
- I thought eavesdropping was actually "easedropping" because it was so easy!— Nate
- I thought liposuction was squeezing the fat out of your bellybutton. Too bad it's not that easy...— Angela
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson