When I was little, I used to think that "burgerlers" were little cheeseburgers that came into your house through the cracks under the doors and steal all your stuff, which is why I told my mother that locking the doors wouldn't work, because there was still a little crack under the door.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that my father always told us to close the doors to keep the giraffes out ... terrifying— lee
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- I used to believe that the dust on top of doors was poisonous.— draconid
- I used to believe that the dust at the top of doors was highly poisonous and could kill you.Anon
- i used to believe that pools had underwater doors that sharks were going to swim out of.— marky
- I believed that fairies lived in lamp posts - their front doors were the little holes where the key fits.— Janice