I used to think "President" and "present" were the same thing, so every year I would be disappointed I never got any presents on "Presidents Day".
Accordingly, I always got to open the presidents during Christmas.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- My 18 year old brother thought the former vice president was named Al Gorbachov.— Jeff
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- I used to believe that President Ford invented the automobile.Anon
- i used to believe that everytime we elected a president was because the old one died!!:)— angel