My brother and I had gone to visit my cousin one day when I was little. Well my cousin and brother had gotten to talking about sex. Being so little, I don't think they cared much that I was there, seeing as they knew I would have no idea what they were talking about anyway.
Well, imagine my surprise when my cousin tells my brother that he's "licked a pussy".
Why on EARTH someone would want to lick their cat was beyond me, but he seemed awfully proud of himself. Being competitive and not wanting to be upstaged by my cousin, my first response was "Oh yeah? Well I've licked mine, too!"
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- When I was little, my cousin told me that if i licked my feet, I would get babies.Anon
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- I used to believe that a cow-lick meant that a cow had licked you when you were a baby.— Lindsay
- I used to believe that Paul Simon was my cousin. He isn't.Anon
- My cousin, who's my age always thought there were two n's in the alphabet. 'l-m-N-o-p' and 'w-x-y-N-z'— Ashley