Up until.... oh, about my sophomore year in college I used to believe that Dachshund was pronounced "Dash hound" and that "Doxon" was just another name for Dash hounds.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I used to think an Afghan hound was a breed of terrorist dog that had to fight in the Taliban!Anon
- My dad told me "Hush Puppie" shoes were made from Basset Hound ears.— William
- I use to belive that in college, you would have sex on a bed and be noted :D im serious.Anon
- i used to believe that everyone got married the day they graduated from collegeAnon
- I used to think all wars lasted only 4 years, like college or something. Anon
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon