So, a few weeks after graduating from kindergarden, we were in the car one day when my daughter tells me, "You know, Mom, I told them at school about your drinking and driving all the time". "WHAAA? I sputtered, putting down my trusty can of coca-cola. "Yes, she said. When the who school was in that assembly and the policeman came to talk to us. He told us how bad drinking and driving is. And I told them that my Mom drinks and drives ALL THE TIME. Of course she didn't mention it was coca-cola I was drinking, and didn't tell me she had made this very public announcement until the school year was over...
A childhood belief about drinks

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that drinking and driving was when you were drinking while driving— fay
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- I used to believe that you would explode if you drank cola and ate pop rocks at the same time.Anon
- I thought there was a legal drinking age for soda (I had always been told that soda was not for children).— Dial Zero
- i thought going to school was getting on the bus and driving round all day until they dropped you off. Anon
- Drinking exactly 3 litres of sunny delight made you turn orange.Anon