When I was a kid, I overheard a bunch of 13-year-olds discussing blow jobs. I asked my mom what it meant, and she told me it was a special kind of kiss. I then promptly announced at a family party that I had learned what blows jobs were. My mom then felt the need to tell me the truth.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that blow-jobs happened when you got fired from a job— MeGaN
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- I used to believe that Job in the Bible had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- I thought that Job in the Bible was pronounced "Jawb" and that it had something to do with Steve Jobs.Anon
- i used to think the word "friendship" meant a special kind of rocketship that you went on with your friends.— chips ahoy!
- I used to think 9 year olds were really old.— Danielle