I used to believe that everyone's phone number was 1-800-[their name.] So my friend Lindsay's number would have been 1-800-Lindsay, Big Bird's was 1-800-Big-Bird, etc.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- "dildo is an extinct bird"
my 18 year old friend fell for that.— pebblezzz - until the age of 6 i didnt know bird had feet.Anon
- i used to believe if a cat ate a bird the cat would eventually GROW WINGS!— nightmare
- I once for some reason thought a Mantis was a bird, instead of a bug...— Laurie J.
- I thought birds grew from bird seed. — Jen