When I was young (like 3 & 4 yrs old) and would have ear infections, my mom would take me to the doctor...the doctor would confirm that, yes, I did have an ear infection, and that it was because Bert and Ernie (from Sesame Street) were in there airing their dirty socks. I truly believed that Bert and Ernie did their laundry in my head. I'm not sure how long it took me to realize it wasn't true...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I seriously used to believe that Bert from Sesame Street lived in my closet and that he was going to kill me.— Liz
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- When I was little, I thought that Water Towers were full of dirty laundry. Why? I dont know.Anon
- When I was younger, I thought my brother kept eating my dirty socks, and that's why his feet smelled.— Kail
- I used to believe that “Emo” was related to Elmo from Sesame Street.Anon
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby