i used to believe that my stufft animals could toot cuz my dad used to fart and blame it on my kitty kitty. so i believed it up till collage. and it waz scarry when my room mate farted and blammed it on kittey kittey.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- i believed that if you farted too much in a room and you were to light a flame your house would blow up— the nuclear fart
- I used to believe the toot fairy stole your money.
-Dante-— Dante - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- my dad said to me once that if I swallowed toothpast one day I would die! I believed it till I was 12!!!— Floobloom