I thought Viagra was an allergy medication. When I mentioned this to my dad, he laughed. I then asked the question he was dreading. "Well, what is it then?"
He said, briefly, "It's for men who's penises aren't straight."
So for a few months, I imagined boomerang-shaped penises!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought Viagra was an arthritis medication until i was about 13 years old. Anon
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I used to believe that Viagra was another kind of allergy medicine.— RandomPerson0008
- When I was younger I thought men had two penises, one for peeing and one for having sex.Anon
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz