I used to believe that obituary was spelled the way it sounded (obitchuary).. yeah....my spelling wasnt so great :]
A childhood belief about spelling

others believed things like this
- I used to wonder when reading the obituary column how people always managed to die in alphabetical order.— diane
- I used to believe that the rapper Eminem's name was spelled M&M and anyone named Juan was spelled one.Anon
- I used to believe that you spelled "ESSAY" like "SA" and "EASY" like "EZ".— Lauren
- I used to think the raper eminem was spelled M&M.— Rambles
- I used to beleive that a catacism(spelling?) was an extremely painful Christian version of a bris.— Mike
- I used to think "Disney" was spelled D I S N E P. because they'd loop the "y" and it looked like a "p"! — Rebecca Sears