Heh, when I was really young I hated mustard sauce, so everytime it came in a fast food sandwich my mom would tell me it was "yellow ketchup" - you know, just so she didn't have to order one without it. Reasonable enough, since you can't even taste it. Still, I believed it until I was about 13 or so.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- When I was little, I thought ketchup came from ketchup trees— cristina
- My mom used to tell me if I ate mustard I would grow mustard.Anon
- in this TV show i saw a snake coming up from the drain so everytime i take a shower i go really fast!— scared person
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat
- My friend believed that eating bread crusts or eating mustard will give you curly hair.— Linda from Southern California