I thought in the 90's when I was younger that in Beck's song "Loser" he was telling me different ways to kill myself.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the loser of the Presidential election became the VICE President. — AirInSea
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i always thought that a DEAD END sign
as where they put all the road kill.
— pav - I thought that ice cream trucks were the only vehicles that couldn't kill you if you got hit.
Anon - A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon