Just a few days ago (I'm 13) I found out that the penis and the testicals were different. My dad was telling a story about his friend on a boat. He said that ONE of his testicals were hanging out. I was confused until I asked my mom. It makes more sense now
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I also thought that meat balls were made from testicals— Glenn
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- When my friend told me her cat was moulting I thought she said melting. I was confused for a while.Anon
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon