When I was really little, my parents had our entire living room decorated in Elvis Presley memorbilia. I used to be so afraid of the eyes in all the pictures of Elvis, that my parents had to go around to the all their huge pictures and tape tissue paper over his eyes so that I wouldn't be afraid. People used to come to our house and ask "Why are Elvis' eyes covered??"
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- When I was very little, I thought that my dad and Elvis Presley were the same person. — Monty
- My mother went to prom with Elvis.— Fiona
- I thought Elvis was a genre.— Lucy
- I used to believe that Elvis died when he was trampled by fans.— Aretia
- Because of MAD Magazine, I believed that Elvis died while on the john, with a tub of KFC in his lap.Anon
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali