When I was little me and my dad would say "Did you hear that toad?" when one of us farted, so I really thought that toads lived up your butt. One day at preschool I farted and was like, "Did you hear that TOAD??!!" Everyone laughed at me after that, but now it's pretty funny. At least I think so. :(
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I used to believe if i covered my ears before I farted no one else would hear it.— Lime
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- When you farted, green air came out of your butt— Yvonne
- I used to believe you got warts if you touched a toad. — laura
- My mom used to tell me that if I swallowed my gum when I farted, I would blow a bubble out of my butt.— bubblebutt
- I used to believe that if you swallowed chewing gum, when you farted, you would blow a bubble out your butt.— Bubble Butt