My parents divorced when I was 5 years old. To get divorced, I thought they had to go to the church where they were married, and walk backwards from the front of the isle to the back. I even pictured my mother holding a bouquet during the reverse ceremony.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- my uncle got sent to prison on the Isle of Wight. I thought that he had been sent into exile.— nns
- I used to think that fire trucks and ambulances drove all the way back to the station backwards.— Tim
- When I was about 5, I thought that English was the reverse reading of Turkish.— sel
- i thought there was a door in the back of the tv and if you wanted to be on tv you just walk in— fred
- When I was very young, I thought that God was married to Mother Nature, and that together they made weather.Anon
- I used to believe that aeroplanes could reverse when they are flying. Anon