when i was about 8 i heard the word "masterbater" and i thought is was the captain of a ship.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to think God was Captain Planet.Anon
- I used to believe that the Captain's Log in Star Trek, was really a log— Anna