I must have been about 6 the first time i heard someone use the phrase "human being", but of course, to me it sounded like "human bean". I panicked because i liked beans and wondered which ones came from humans. I asked my cousin who was about 14, and he told of that kidney beans came out of human kidneys. I don't think i ate chili for about 5 years.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that kidney beans were bean shaped things that grew in kidneys... untill yesterday — Jokey
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to believe that a 'soul' was an organ of the human body, such as a kidney or lung. — Grace
- when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk