Back in kindergarten, my best friend was asked to skip first grade and go right to second grade. For my entire life, up to about age 18, I thought that the school had asked me to skip too, but my parents and I had decided against it. Right. Never happened! I must have convinced myself of this to make myself feel better!!
A childhood belief about classes
others believed things like this
- I thought the song Skip To My Lou was about skipping to the toilet.Anon
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- There was a popular rumor back in grade school that BUBBLE YUM gum was made with spider eggs.— Amber
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah