I thought those Japanese guys who made food in front of you at restaurants were robots. There was no way any human being could flip knives around like that and make fire appear from their fingers. I think I might have asked one of them if they were once.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- everybody else were robots and I was a human test!
— Chas - when i was little i used to think i was the only human and everyone else were robots trying to act human.— Spikey
- I usd to believe that at restaurants that had a BYO sign out the front, you had to "bring your own" meal.— Fiona
- I used to think the lyrics to "Too Legit To Quit" were "Do the flip, do the tootsie flip"— cassie
- i used to think that everyone else in the world were robots, put here to make sure i was good— andy
- My older brother made me believe that wristwatches were powered by tiny Japanese men inside them.— Outsider