When I was little I thought that poop was like a really long sausage link and each piece of poop was one less in your body and that if you pooped enough some day you would poop it all out and never have to go #2 again.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- My poop was always around the same color as my skin so I assumed white people's poop was white.— jaycee
- when I was little I used to think that white people had pink poop (i am brown so my poop is brown)— helena muteka
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I thought that robots had to poop— Dr.Badguy
- When i was 5, i thought that bananas were monkey poop.— jade-isabelle