I believed that, during a circumcision, they cut the whole head of the penis off. I had no idea what a foreskin was or anything, just that, despite their tastiness, pigs in blankets always reminded me of something...
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that pigs could actually fly. I'm 13 and found out this year that they can't.— Boy I'm Blonde
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John
- that we celebrate New Year's because it is the day that Jesus had his brit (circumcision)Anon
- I used to think circumcision was a violent procedure performed on boys if they'd been "bad". — Tufty
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I used to believe that circuncision was a natural process and that the foreskin fell off during puberty.— Yure