i used to always mishear the bridge and the chorus of the Fall Out Boy song 'sugar we're going down' as:
we're always sniffing ink and sniffing
for the roll tear
we're going down down
do do do do da
do do do do do do da da
number god complex
cocked it and pull it
when it is in fact:
we're always sleeping in and sleeping
for the wrong team
we're going dow dow
ina n earlier round
sugar we're going down swinging
i'll be your number one with the bullet
loaded god complex
cock it and pull it.
for a while i always thought the singer just got bored and decided to change it
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that a "sugar daddy" was a father who let his kids eat all the sugar they wanted.Anon
- adding too much sugar to foods would give you "sugar worms"...
Anon - I used to believe that when cordial drink said 'sugar free' that you didnt have to pay for the sugar in it!— Grace Lyon New Addington
- My mum told me that if I ate sugar from the sugar bowl I'd get worms.— QueenB
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- When I was a little kid I thought that salt was some form of an aged sugar.— Jodie