When I was little my older brother told me that boy's penises were just like the garden hose & they could be as long or as short as they wanted. He told me he could coil his up inside of him or just pull it out when he needed to. I looked through my mom's book "The ABC's Of The Human Body" over and over again to see if I could find a picture of a uncoiled penis!!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- as a kid, i was told by my older cousins that i wasnt human until i turned 7 years old.— twk
- I used to believe that the inside of my body looked like bologna.— Stephenie
- When I first saw a picture of the human anatomy, I thought the brain was really snot.Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- My older brother made me believe that wristwatches were powered by tiny Japanese men inside them.— Outsider
- My brother told me that I would turn into a boy when I got older. It made me cry.— Sarah