When I was young I hated butter and insisted that all the bread/toast I ate was dry. I remember thinking that the toast was still quite "runny" and asked my dad if he'd put butter on it. He said no, it was only the "toast juice". I believed this for a very long time...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I Believed that somthing took the bread from the toaster and replaced it with toast.— Shukun
- I used to believe that when you put toast in the refrigerator, it turns back into bread. — sambot
- I believed that my mother invented toast.— Helen
- I fully believed, up until about 6 years old, that the word 'accident' was a noun that meant 'burnt toast'.— Karl Goetz
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford