My cousin who is now 50 still sings I am in Woolworths. (I am a Walrus) by the Beatles
and
My mum used to sing Hold my hand I'm a strange looking parasite. (Hold my hand I'm a stranger in Paradise) Tony Bennett.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to Elton John's Tiny Dancer were "hold me closer Tony Danza."— kstawitz
- I used to hold my hand over my hair whenever i left the house and it was windy incase my hair blew away— lisa
- My friend used to believe that the lyrics to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" were:
"Hold me closer Tony Danza"— I'm with stupid - i thought in elton john's "tiny dancer'' the chorus was "hold me closer tony danza"— d.a.
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj
- I used to think that my right hand wasn't my right hand anymore if I turned around.— Mike