I used to believe that the last name of my teacher was the first name. My teachers name was Mrs. Leechan so I always thought she had the weirdest name.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I thought all the teachers slept at school.— Ryan
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon