I used to think that strip malls were places men went to shop, so they could buy everything and be entertained by strippers placed randomly throughout the mall.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- I used to believe that The Mall Of America was in Canada. — Adam
- I used to believe that mall directories were magic because they always knew where you were.— eric
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia