I heard "bend me, shake me" when it was really "bend me, shape me"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the moon was God's toe nail, when it was in the shape of a crecent— Ms.imagination
- I used to believe that if i watched too much TV my pupils would take the shape of squares— Tilda
- when i was littel i thought that i coulnd shake the world case when i jumped and landed my vison shaked— Chorzo Ghost ( RuneScaper )
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- When I first heard of Amsterdam I thought it was "Hamster's Den"— Bootlebat