I used to believe that a man actually married beer once. I wasn't sure how it could happen but I imagined a church ceremony and a bottle of beer with a little veil on it.
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason