When I was little my mom told me if you dont fart then your a robot and she never farted and im like MY MOMS A ROBOT!!!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that drinking vinegar would turn you into a robot.Anon
- When I was a kid I always thought that a water tower was the robot from the TV show "Lost in Space".— sherryj
- My friend managed to convince a gulliable kid at various stages of school that he was superman and a robot.— naff
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- I thought that soccer moms were moms that played soccer!Anon